Should I drop out of college? What are some other options? Anything at all, anything.?

I'm a junior at a local university right now, I have an OK gpa I'm not flunking out, I just really hate my life here, I would genuinely rather die than go to school any longer here. I'm bored as all hell here, I'm going to be in a ton of debt since fanny mae, or whatever the thief calls itself, makes you sign for student loans in blood for all intensive purposes. My parents help and are supportive, but since their divorce they are both poor themselves and cannot do a lot, I hate asking them for $, I really do. I can't afford to wash my clothes at the moment, I owe money for rent, probably going to get kicked out soon, heard my roommates complaining today. Just got 400 dollars in tickets for drinking a god damn beer because I'm "destroying the community" by doing that apparently (**** the police here, they can't catch people the people robbing, dealing drugs, or shooting people in town, but they can sure write drinking tickets to calm, otherwise innocent pedestrians with a slight buzz). I don't even enjoy anything I'm studying, it's all just BS book work, "taught" by arrogant foreigners who are too worthless to do anything but teach and probably only have their jobs because they're foreign (cost less to the university), I mean 1/3 of them can only speak 1/4 of the english language at all. I need to get out of this place, but I have nowhere to go, and no means of doing it. I have thought about joining the military, I'm sure I could get in the air force, you know something reasonably safe and maybe even fun/enjoyable, as I'm fairly sharp if I say so myself, except now I worry that my new found criminal record will deny me a lot of opportunity there, friends say they're strict with that stuff which makes sense I suppose. I will never join the Army or Marines, god bless them, but I have no interest in going through what my brother did, he will never be the same after invading Iraq. I'm literally ready to just die, I have nothing, I can't afford to eat anything but ramen, I've been gaining weight, losing my health, I can barely sleep, I have a new wierd lump on my stomach, hopefully its cancer so I have an excuse to die soon. I hate every aspect of my life and I really either need to leave or just die right now... Any suggestions? I'm more than willing to move infinity miles away from this redneck gathering called Minnesota. I know college is the way to go for a financially sound future and all, but there's got to be another way, I want to go do something, make a couple bucks, live a little, because right now I'm not, I can barely afford to eat right now, I don't even like going anywhere anymore because I look like such dirty, poor ****... thanks...